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This main page is finnished.  Don't like the way it is, click the "Below" button belowfor a different veiw.  Enjoy clicking around on all of the pictures. Who knows, you might learn something!!! There are some cool ones already and I will be adding to them soon. I'm Teaching my self HTML so this is why it is taking so long! So keep yer pantyhose on!!


Mission Statement:

Most people wander though their lives wondering who is in charge of their destiny. Praising anything as a sign from GOD that might give them a little direction. When the true gift of direction from GOD lies with each of us…our brain.
Why did I put this page together? Maybe someone will read and see something that will make them think!

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If you have your own cool site you want me to link, or have any stuff that would make this site better, or if you just want to harrass me! E-mail me at the bottom!!!




Masterbation only creates hairy palms if "Just For Men" is used as lubricant...................try Nair lotion instead!

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I do belong to the Clan MacLean. If you belong to this Clan or are interested in learning more about the Scottish Clans, Click here and you will be linked to the MacLean Main Web Site. It is very important to know where you co me fr om, so you ca n u n derstand where others may be going!

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eyean.gif (13539 bytes)Some favorite links of mine listed by category. These links are not guaranteed to be good or your money back! I will not be updating these untill I am satisfied with my main page. Try a "Bigg-uns" if you are bored!eyean.gif (13539 bytes)

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These links contain information about Gothic interests, Role playing, Celtic News & info, and Wierd Zones.
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These are some links that let you download some hot items for free. From program patches, to Heavy Metal music, to freaky Font files! Worth looking at for the guy that nobody's mother loves! (Sorry for the bad spelling. I am a taddddd DrUnk@!
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These links are all just sick, sick, sick humor! (Cool hugh!!!!)
Email me here:

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